If I Ruled The World, by Michael Davis

Michael Davis

Master Of The Universe, Lord Of All Media, Most Interesting Black Man In the World, Sexiest Man on Earth, Mentor, Writer, Artist, Producer & Uppity.

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16 Responses

  1. Kai says:

    Thank you Michael for a wonderful article – nice to be able to appreciate, (mostly) agree with AND laugh all on a Friday morning. I think that the life I lead is death ray-free :)

  2. Vinnie Bartilucci says:

    I've always wanted to write a story about a mad scientist who really DOES have a better plan to rule the world.I see you've beaten me to it.Ironically, "power tools" is our home's euphemism for any gift bought and smuggled into the house, not to be touched. See also "Important items of a personal nature" as an answer to the question "what did you spend 150 dollars for at Macy's?"

  3. Alan Coil says:

    Death Ray Davis—sounds like a good bad movie.

  4. Dan says:

    Since I live in the Detroit area, can the detention camp be moved to Toledo or Cleveland (as a reward for the Ohio State Police pulling over anyone from Michigan driving thru their state) or maybe somewhere in Alabama? I really don't want to have to move.

  5. Alan Coil says:

    You should be okay, Dan. He's going to Death Ray most of the idiots, and the rest can all live in Tiger Stadium.

  6. Marilee J. Layman says:

    Any black woman who tries to date black men married to white women goes to Detroit.(I have a neighbor who did this. She hates everybody who is not black.)I think we should stop boxing. Not enough guys make money to even out the brain damage.And yes, interracial kids are beautiful. My nephew and niece are Chinese and American and very cute.

    • Michael Davis says:

      Any black woman who tries to date black men married to white women goes to Detroit. (I have a neighbor who did this. She hates everybody who is not black.) What???

      • Marilee J. Layman says:

        I have a neighbor who hates everybody who's not black. I know it's not just white people because when I was the president of the condo board, she used to send complaint letters only about non-black paople (including Hispanics, Filipinos, Indians, Chinese, etc.) even when black neighbors were doing the same thing. And at one point, we had two married couples — black men, white women — and she very obviously tried to get the guys to date her, and complained that black men should always marry black women. Only those of us on the board knew about the complaints, but the trying to take husbands away was there for everybody to see. That's very rude, and she didn't even seem to care for the guys. She just didn't want them married to white women.So I say she and any others like her go to Detroit.

        • Michael Davis says:

          Oh-I get it. Well (how do I say this respectfully) YOUR NEIGHBOR IS AN IDIOT. Forget Detroit-she gets the (wait for it) DEATH RAY!

  7. Russ Rogers says:

    This precedes Dr. Horrible by about 6 months. But I couldn't help singing, "With my Freeze Ray I will STOP … the world!" Let's face it, Michael, you are just a misunderstood Super-Villian, Professor MotU!

  8. Michael says:

    Hi Fellow Mike. Cool work. I don't like reading too much, so too much for me, to read.You said you don't like -'Racism', yet you 're' racist', to France.I love the idea, of 'Diff. races -Meeting -up', I 'd encourage that. Some but very -few, wars 're nec. I 'd charge for wars: '£4.b', keeping '1/2' and giving 'the other 1/2' to Charity. I 'd like to meet you 1 day, oh and just 1 more thing; I think that -'Casual Racism', i.e.; 'Favouritism', in 'Races', is O.K. But NOT -'Extremism'. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/michaelshentonwww.myspace.com/michaelshenton<br />Love -Mike.