Michael Davis: The Fanboy Guide to Girls • Part 2

Michael Davis

Master Of The Universe, Lord Of All Media, Most Interesting Black Man In the World, Sexiest Man on Earth, Mentor, Writer, Artist, Producer & Uppity.

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7 Responses

  1. Kai says:

    Did you use a "random name generator" to come up with the Fanboy's name?

  2. JR says:

    Why not a "breakfast date"? If there is such a thing?

  3. Marilee J. Layman says:

    Frank Miller was nice, but he didn't seem like god when I typed for him for Event Horizon.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Oh, ha ha ha ha ha. Fanboys don't know how to talk to women/get a date and there are no women out there who would actually want a guy that's a nerd. How very funny and original.-Ira Wyatt

  5. Sarah says:

    I'm just a random surfer in from When Fangirls Attack, but as an Actual Woman (c) I have a couple of issues with your advice.Eventually someone will say yes. They will most likely have hairy legs, man-hands and a mustache but you are a man and man’s got to do what a man’s got to do…even if it is with Ms. Bigfoot.You shouldn't date someone you feel that barely concealed contempt for. And anyone who likes shaven women had better be willing to do the same himself. Wait and find someone you really like who likes you back.She is talking and you are nodding and smiling (with the occasional question asked about her cat, then back to nodding and smiling.)Sexist stereotype. Women aren't so much more talkative than men.Your advice about going out and actually making a move is sound, but it would also help your dating prospects if you didn't subscribe to some of these attitudes about women.As I send our Fanboy Nation out to woo the women of the world, I have one word for the ladies out there. Mace.I find rape jokes hilarious too. Call me already!