If you’re one of the millions of Americans who are pissed you’re too big for Underoos, you can take comfort in the knowledge that next spring adult sportswear manufacturer Salvage is going to be coming out with a line of clothing that incorporates Superman, Batman and next year’s Dark Knight movie.
No word on Wonder Woman being part of the line. Some will find this to be quite disappointing; personally, I’m holding out for Swamp Thing.
Mike Gold
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Man-Thing. Get the joke right. Giant-Sized Man-Thing.
No, I chose my words carefully. I am not holding out for anybody's Giant-Sized Man-Thing, least of all my own. To which I already have access. But thank you for asking.Besides, that's where Howard The Duck came from. I like Howard, but I wouldn't wear him.
Ah, I see… you know fear, and whatever knows fear burns at the touch of my Man-Thing. Luckily, I have ointment for that.
Hmmm, what about the human torch?
Glenn wears a Giant-Sized Man THONG? oh wait…..he said Giant-Sized Man-THING…sorry my bad.
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We can't decide here– is talking about a Giant-Sized Man Thing inappropriate or promotional?
my vote – Promotional