Happy Sweet 16, Ariel David!
We know you’ve had a tough childhood– having Peter David as a father can’t be easy on anyone– but you’ve thrived and blossomed, and we hope you’re having a happy birthday. Good luck with getting the driver’s license.
(Never let it be said that we don’t take any available chance to embarrass Ariel.)
So Petey, what kind of car are you getting Ariel?
Ariel probably doesn't embarrass easily. :)Happy belated, Ariel! Gosh, I remember your dad announcing your birth in a BID column…If I'm not mistaken, Ariel's bat mitzvah was the first time I met your wife, Glenn.
'Cause, Pete, I highly recommend that new Shelby Mustang with 500 hp. It's a perfect starter car.