Captain America arrested (again)
Okay, let’s see if we’ve got all the weird down right:
1) A 54 year old doctor in Melbourne Florida was part of a gaggle of costumed drunks doing a pub crawl.
2) Dr. Raymond Adamcik was dressed as Captain America.
3) He had a burrito stuffed in his pants. He allegedly groped two women.
4) He got arrested.
5) At the police station, he was caught flushing a bag of marijuana down the toilet.
6) After being charged with battery, disorderly conduct, and pot possession, he was released after posting $2000 bail.
Well, the story is more plausable than 52. But if you think we’re making this up, the Melbourne police department report is available right here.
(Glenn Hauman contributed mightily to this story)
I always stuff a burrito in my pants when I go to parties.
It's Florida, the nexus of all weirdness!
And I thought you were just happy to see me.