Mary Jane loves Mary Jane?
Lots of entertainment websites are breathlessly exhaling the news that Kirsten Dunst has spoken out in favor of reasonable use of marijuana, still considered a taboo subject in her home country, and therefore a guaranteed attention-getter.
What should have billions and billions of science fans investigating the facts on THC, however, was Dunst’s quote, "My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius."
Dunst, like many, believes "America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean," she added, "are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place. I’m not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it’s not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside."
So many comeback lines, so little time.
By the way, this would seem the perfect place to mention that Jewish stoners abstaining during Passover because pot isn’t KP may now resume their intake, as the holiday ended at 8:17 Eastern time last evening.
Wow, I wish I could take credit for that Photoshopping on the MJ Loves MJ cover. Whoever did that, thank you, it's perfect!
In Issue 7, Neil had a copy of "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court." Now he has a copy of "Roughing It," also by Mark Twain. Why is Neil carrying around a library of Mark Twain books? Is he a big Mark Twain fan? Did he have an English Report about Twain that he was working on? How many books does he have? He's got an iPod. How is he keeping that charged? They do make backpacks with solar panels that charge iPods. That would be a cool, fortuitous piece of technology to have with you if you got sucked through a singularity! What else was he carrying? A cell phone? A blackberry or palm pilot? A calculator? A bottle of Asprin? A Bic lighter?Is the "Anicle" comment just a joke? A slam on the sage? I thought the "Anicle" was that strange metal, covered spittoon-thing on the table. What is that thing? Does that just hold the Chex Mix? Does the sage really get his info playing Jacks? Or are those twenty-sided dice he's tossing?How did the Helmut adapt the motorcycle engine to a squadron of fighter planes SO fast? Where did they get the fuel? How did they train the pilots? Are the Helmut able to generate singularities that warp space and time? Can they stop time, so they can have busy elves pop out tons of planes, seemingly overnight? Could the singularity Neil fell through be an escaped bubble of that? I still don't see where they got the raw materials? Where did they get the technology to refine the fuel? You can't copy that from a broken dirt bike. Can you?Seriously. I'm confuddled.