Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:27PM7 comments ›
Sun Oct 11, 2009 — by Mike Gold
Marge Simpson's Naked Truth!
TV Cougar Goes Print
Why hasn't Marge Simpson done a Playboy fold-out? Easy: from the tip of her toes to the top of her head, she's just too tall.
But at least the fabled "Magazine For Men" is doing a pictorial on the teevee queen. And it's a cover story, to boot. She's legal, having had three children and a show that's run for two decades.
Hopefully, this will lead to a continuing presence for the blue haired actress in the struggling magazine. It's been quite a while since Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder's Little Annie Fanny had any real exposure; perhaps Marge can fill the gap.
Although, personally, I'm holding out for Turanga Leela. There's something about that eye...
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Comments (7)
Delmo Walters Jr. (2:27 AM on Mon Oct 12, 2009)
Pathetic.
Russ Rogers (9:17 AM on Mon Oct 12, 2009)
OK, I will start a perverse commentary thread. What Cartoon, Comics or Animation Characters would you like to see in a nude pictorial in Playboy? I think we should limit our suggestions to characters who appear of age. Lets not mix our perversions. So Lucy Van Pelt is out.
Turanga Leela seems obvious. What about Princess Ariel? No, I'm not talking about the Little Mermaid! I'm talking about the Steve Gerber, Mark Evanier, Alex Toth and Jack Kirby creation of "Thundarr the Barbarian!"
Here's a model sheet of Ariel. http://www.flickr.com/photos/21519949@N08/2860...030189/
And fan art: http://icarus126.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Ariel-from-T...
The Model Sheet is topless. Maybe technically NSFW, but I think it's an actual sheet from the show. The Fan Art is safe, more cheesecake and not as interesting.
Mike Gold (12:08 PM on Mon Oct 12, 2009)
I've seen Turanga Leela naked. Yep, the carpet matches the drapes, and monocular is the new tit job. ComicMix should start an x-rated subscription site.
Vinnie Bartilucci (2:26 PM on Mon Oct 12, 2009)
Thing one, I'm all but positive that cover is a homage (read: "lift") of a classic Playboy Cover. No idea which one, but I'll bet it could be found pretty quickly.
Thing two, I'll bet that chair would be very uncomfortable if it were actually used for sitting in.
Thing three, I don't think there's enough bandwidth to discuss all the cartoon and comic characters I wouldn't mind seeing in said situation. Not that I've sat around thinking about it, but once the question is asked, so many ideas leap to mind unbidden. Shall we just start with Jessica Rabbit and Power Girl, and assume the conversation could go on for days?
Sean D. Martin (2:46 PM on Mon Oct 12, 2009)
October 1971
http://thetimetravellers.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/4.jpg
Vinnie Bartilucci (6:00 PM on Mon Oct 12, 2009)
Twenty goddanm minutes. That's gotta be some kind of record.
Sean D. Martin (1:45 PM on Tue Oct 13, 2009)
Only because it took me 19 1/2 minutes to notice your comment! :)