Now I have to protest. Not because of the blatant commercialization of Watchmen, but because they used one of the sickest, most graphic pictures available for the mask.

I mean, look at it! Look! It’s disgusting and perverse! It stirs up all sorts of strange feelings inside of me. Thoughts of nuclear bombs and Egyptian pools and bikes in the snow and…

…excuse me. For some reason, I just remembered that I have to call my mother.

Picture from Action Figure Insider.