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Patrick Calloway (6:35 PM on Mon Feb 4, 2008)

The absolute worst line of movie dialogue that I've ever heard was uttered by poor Brandon Lee in one of his first movies, a buddy cop movie where he plays second fiddle to Dolph Lungren. Showdown in Little Tokyo I believe.

Dolph is in a hot tub with the resiquite hot chick, Brandon comes busting in with the news that they have to hurry off after the bad guy, whereupon Dolph stands up and Brandon stares and says a line horrible on many, many levels -

"That is the largest penis I have ever seen on a man."

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Mike Gold (6:53 PM on Mon Feb 4, 2008)

I suspect he was contrasting with another animal and not referring to the other gender.

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Marilee J. Layman (7:00 PM on Tue Feb 5, 2008)

I don't know Patrick, so I'm guessing, but I think he also meant that people would think Brandon is gay.

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mike weber (9:19 PM on Mon Feb 4, 2008)

I happen to *like* Storm's line.

Kurt Russell to Sylvester Stallone (after they have both drawn guns, in "Tango & Cash"):

Russell: Hopw cpome yours is bigger?

Stallone: Genetics.

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Alan Coil (5:28 PM on Tue Feb 5, 2008)

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

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Alan Coil (5:36 PM on Tue Feb 5, 2008)

"You complete me." As spoken by Tom Cruise (#4)

No, Tom, what would complete you is a lobotomy.

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Marilee J. Layman (7:02 PM on Tue Feb 5, 2008)

Okay, the only one of all these movies I've seen was Love Story and yes, it was sappy.

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mike weber (7:49 PM on Tue Feb 5, 2008)

And just think - the guy is inspired by a combination of Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones...

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Marilee J. Layman (8:09 PM on Tue Feb 5, 2008)

LOL Guess what? I got a reply notification email!

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