Time to commence with the Halloween puns and posts, and we’ll start with something that might almost be useful: how to apply makeup in the style of Elvira.
Oh, and don’t forget the wig.
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What about Elvira's make-up tips for her. . .ah. . .decolletage?
That requires a degree in engineering.
But she did that great 'stunt' scene in her movie where she actually got the tassles to swing opposite diections!
I actually found that cake eyeliner worked much better than pencil. And adding makeup to her deco…um….cleavage is actually quite simple. You can use the same foundation color as what is on the face, and then create the illusion that the breasts stand out more by using a neutral blush or bronzer where the natural shadows are to create the effect.
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