My favorite story headline was run by the New York Daily News after a bus and subway strike that had crippled the city was resolved over the weekend in time for the start of the work week. The headline: Sick Transit’s Glorious Monday.

But now, the AP has matched it with a story about tightrope performers converging on South Korea to compete for a $15,000 prize by crossing the longest high wire ever, over a half a mile long, suspended over the river in Seoul.

The headline: Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo.

Hat tip to Tom Galloway.