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Sun Nov 2, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
ComicMix Columns and Features for the Week Ending November 2, 2008
The Last Roundup!
Well, it's been fun, people! Although we weekly columnists never got our own little tab in the 'mix, we've always tried to entertain you, make you think, and just plain give you some good reading. Here are the final columns (mixed in with our other regular features) that have appeared this past week:
- Mike Gold - Brainiac On Banjo: Growing Out Of Comics
- Dennis O'Neil - The Four-Color Answer: Everything Changes
- Me - It's All Good: Happy Landings and Happy Endings
- Chuck Rozakis - Webcomics You Should Be reading: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
- John Ostrander - Tales From The O-zone: The Parting Glass
- Michael Davis - Straight, No Chaser: My Way
- Andrew Wheeler - Manga Friday: Bat-Manga!
- Martha Thomases - Brilliant Disguise: Purple Haze
Mike Gold's above-mentioned column was his penultimate. His final column will be tomorrow; it's only fitting that our beloved editor-in-chief get in the last word! Goodbye, everyone!
Wed Oct 29, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
Happy Landings and Happy Endings, by Elayne Riggs
It's All Good

This past weekend I was in California to attend my brother’s wedding. It was a lovely afternoon; they held the ceremony in the upstairs loft apartment attached to the back of their house, and the reception in their back yard. I still can’t figure out how they fit 120+ people in that space, but they did. And my brother looked so ecstatic, and my new sister-in-law so beautiful, and I remember thinking, “He’s finally paired off the way Robin and I are! Another happy ending!”
On the plane ride back to New York, JetBlue’s satellite TV reception wasn’t working properly on many of their channels (aside from that our flights were terrific, and I highly recommend JetBlue -- there’s no first class to fight through and get sneered at, the seats were comfy with plenty of leg room, it’s the first time I haven’t had to ask for a seat belt extender, and the new T5 terminal at JFK is spiffy indeed) so the crew arranged for us to see the normally-charged second-run films for free. Comics geek that I seem to be less and less, I opted not to watch The Incredible Hulk, in favor of back-to-back viewings of Get Smart and Baby Mama.
I enjoyed both movies more than I thought I would. I like how Get Smart was updated for the 21st century just enough to have Maxwell Smart be internally believable as mostly competent but just a little accident-prone. Lots of identification there, you betcha! And although the age discrepancy between Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway saddened me, at least there was a decent in-story explanation for it. Besides, they’re both fun actors to watch, and easy to root for as they follow the formulaic plot to its climax and wind up (as did the characters in the original series) together, set to have further open-ended adventures.
Baby Mama was a terrific vehicle for all the main actors involved, wasn’t anywhere near as cringeworthy as the ads made it seem, and had a Happy Ending. Multiple Happy Endings, in fact, all featuring the apparently ultimate goal of all women -- to give birth. The premise had Tina Fey’s character unable to conceive, but (and I don’t think I’m spoiling something which was pretty heavily telegraphed throughout the film) she winds up pregnant towards the end after, of course, having established a Real Relationship with a guy (is it my imagination or is Greg Kinnear always cast as the thinking woman’s love interest?) who doesn’t hesitate to call her a dick when she acts like one (probably my favorite bit of dialogue). Anyway, amid the smiles and occasional chuckles there’s even a running gag about how fertile a decidedly middle-aged Sigourney Weaver is. It seems in Hollywood every woman gets pregnant right away, preferably after she’s fallen in love with the right guy -- a pretty tortuous theme for someone like me who’s wanted a kid as much as Fey’s character did but lives in the real world.
But there’s something inherently appealing about pairing off, whether with your True Love or a Mini-You, signifying completion. Hey, I’m a sucker for happy endings too. I often lament that more comics don’t have happy endings or, for that matter, endings of any kind. Most Big Two stories prefer to go the serial route, like soap operas and, well, life.
So maybe comics have the right idea after all, concentrating on happy voyages rather than happy destinations.
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Sun Oct 26, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
ComicMix Columns and Features for the Week Ending October 26, 2008
L.A.'s Fine But It Ain't Home...
Prepping this roundup a bit early this weekend, as I may be in transit from Los Angeles back to New York as it posts. Seasonal decorations just don't look the same in L.A. Give me actual russets in nature, not just in store windows! On the other hand, I've had a nice few days' break from the chillier temps. Meanwhile, here's what our regular columnists have provided you this past week:
- Mike Gold - Brainiac On Banjo: Respect
- Dave Gallaher - Mixing It Up: Drew Rausch
- Dennis O'Neil - The Four-Color Answer: Moustache Wax
- Me - It's All Good: All in Good Fun
- Chuck Rozakis - Webcomics You Should Have Read: Minus
- John Ostrander - Tales From The O-zone: Writing Tips
- Michael Davis - Straight, No Chaser: I'm Un-American
- Andrew Wheeler - Manga Friday: Does Three Times #2 Equal Six?
- Martha Thomases - Brilliant Disguise: Scary Monsters, Super Freak
- Chuck Rozakis - The Theory of Webcomics: Dead Comics, Living Archives
- Alan Kistler - ComicMix Six: Coolest Darkseid Moments
Only a few more days to Hallowe'en, and a few more to the Presidential Election. Wonder which will be scarier this year?
Wed Oct 22, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
All in Good Fun, by Elayne Riggs
It's All Good
“Palling around with terrorists!” the Republican VP candidate chirped of her running-mate’s opponent to a hungry mob armed with the modern-day equivalent of torches and pitchforks, which would be ignorant shouts of “Kill him!” and signs reading “Obama bin Lyin’”. (Oh, they excel at the disgusting comparative pun, do members of this base. Who could forget the knee-slapping “Hitlery”? Epithets like “McSame” and “Caribou Barbie” pale next to such jocularity.)
On the tried and true adage that Republicans scream loudest about stuff that they themselves are doing, I was tempted to inquire as to whether secessionists could be considered terrorists, but that’s a column for a different day. This week I want to further explore the themes I first articulated in my “birds of a feather” column.
Guilt by association is nothing new. It goes back to the Salem witch hunts, probably even earlier. And it's soooo not the issue here, at least in terms of accusing one's opponent of hanging out with people you deem unsavory. No, the real danger is to the American citizenry (as usual), and it comes from all these people palling around with each other.
Sun Oct 19, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
ComicMix Columns and Features for the Week Ending October 19, 2008
Where we're worldly serious!
Tampa Bay or Boston? Who will make the World Series this year? Clearly by the law of "they deserve it" it ought to be the Rays' year, but even Yankees fans have to admire the way the Red Sox came back from that 7-0 deficit in Game 5. Unless they, like most of the rest of the sports-loving citizenry, are busy watching football. In any case, for those of you who also like written entertainment, here's what our regular columnists have provided you this past week (including a brand-new ComicMix Six!):
- Mike Gold - Brainiac On Banjo: Spinner Rack Blues
- Dennis O'Neil - The Four-Color Answer: Superheroes Come Home
- Chuck Rozakis - Webcomics You Should Be Reading: Order of the Stick
- Me - It's All Good: On False Equivalency
- John Ostrander - Tales From The O-zone: The Man of the Day After Tomorrow
- Chuck Rozakis - Webcomics You Should Be Reading: Ctrl-Alt-Del
- Michael Davis - Straight, No Chaser: The Top 10 Reasons The Comic Industry Must Destroy The Fashion Industry...
- Andrew Wheeler - Manga Friday: New and Different
- Martha Thomases - Brilliant Disguise: Sex & Gasoline
- Ian Bonds - ComicMix Six: The Six Worst Comic Book Video Games
- Chuck Rozakis - The Theory of Webcomics: The Daily Grind
As you can see, this past week brought a double-dose of Chuck webcomics review column; wish I could have seen all of these show up on my Bloglines feed, but apparently their version of Joe the Plumber only fixed the feeds from the last three days...
Wed Oct 15, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
On False Equivalency, by Elayne Riggs
It's All Good
I was but a wee babe in the ‘60s, and I don’t really remember JFK’s assassination, or his brother’s, or King’s. I don’t think we had separate drinking fountains for black and white kids in New Jersey. But I remember racism. Anti-Semitism affected me directly (we were the only Jewish family in a heavily Catholic neighborhood) but, as our suburb became integrated and I was best buddies with a black boy, the jeers of racists were never far behind. Prejudice is kinda hard to forget, too, since it never went away.
Granted, everyone may be a little bit racist or sexist or homophobic. But there’s a difference, to my mind, between folks who need to work a bit more on their white or male or hetero privilege and people who wallow in it, who wear their ignorance proudly like a badge of honor. It’s like the difference between what superhero comics fans used to understand as the good guys and the bad guys. We read how the bad guys could fool some of the sheeple some of the time, but at heart they were just plain rotten because they had no moral core. And it was understood that they were not to be emulated nor aspired to and that there was a clear delineation between them and the “do-gooders.” This was in the days before do-gooders apparently became boring and passé.
I think the McCain campaign is counting on the American public to forget that he and his boring, passé do-gooder opponent are vying for a position that will affect millions of real lives very deeply, and pretend instead that they’re voting for the American Idol who will best kick ass and take names (especially yours, which reminds the government that they’d like to thank our fine troops so much for all their wonderful phone sex conversations!). Perhaps they reason that, since the whole Wild West schtick worked so well for the caricature currently occupying the White House, the same script can be retooled for the “James Garner He’s Not” Maverick and Sancho Bimbo -- no wait, that’s Bible Spice -- no sorry, I meant to say Caribou Barbie. Frontierswoman with a gun! And a helicopter! And golly gee, she knows how ta use ‘em, winkety wink!
Sun Oct 12, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
ComicMix Columns and Features for the Week Ending October 12, 2008
Clicking through for your money's worth!
It's been a frustrating week for those of us with Bloglines, as new ComicMix items haven't shown up since last Tuesday. Our news and comic alert feeds are two of the 50+ subscriptions not being updated on my reader at present. While this may make getting through unread blogs easier, it also necessitates lots of click-throughs, so our thanks to the folks who've been doing that and others who've caught us via other RSS feeds! In case you missed anything, here's what our regular columnists have provided you this past week:
- Mike Gold - Brainiac On Banjo: Imitation Bizarros?
- Chuck Rozakis - The Theory of Webcomics: Superstar Theory
- Dave Gallaher - Mixing It Up: Johnny Zito and Tony Trov
- Dennis O'Neil - The Four-Color Answer: Smoke Gets In Your Brain
- Me - It's All Good: The Big D
- John Ostrander - Tales From The O-zone: Newman's Own
- Michael Davis - Straight, No Chaser: In My Life
- Andrew Wheeler - Manga Friday: High School All Over Again
- Martha Thomases - Brilliant Disguise: Behind the Mask
- Glenn Hauman - Above and Beyond: The comic book explanation of the economic crisis
Welcome to new columnist and all-around great guy Dave Gallaher! Now come on, Bloglines, get that plumber fixing your wonky feeds!
Wed Oct 8, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
The Big D, by Elayne Riggs
It's All Good
Back in the spring during my job hunt, I took care of my annual checkup. I’d gotten fed up with my New Rochelle physician who’d kept up a steady drumbeat of “you need to lose weight” as the answer for everything from my heart scare to high blood pressure to allergies (the allergy advice seemed to always be supplemented by free samples of Flonase, from which she was doubtless getting a kickback), and heck if I wanted to schlep into New Rochelle again anyway. So I went to a local doctor who was listed as a fat-friendly health professional. But while this local doc was certainly friendly, she turned out not to be terribly fat-accepting, especially considering the results of my first workup.
Her office called me when the test numbers arrived, asking me to return, which I did, shortly before I was offered my current position. Nobody said why I had to come in again, but I was misled to believe it was because they needed to retake the blood test since I hadn’t fasted prior to the first test (not that they’d reminded me I should have). Well, as it turns out, I was greeted with the kind of news that pretty much rocked my life in a dramatically deeper way than did my atrial fibrillation scare of Aught-5. That was the overnight hospital stay which gave me a wake-up call at age 48 that I could no longer eat anything I wanted and not suffer the consequences. So I commenced with a salt-restricted lifestyle, missed potato chips and pickles for awhile, but could more or less deal with it just fine.
This one was different. The diagnosis was diabetes.
Sun Oct 5, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
ComicMix Columns and Features for the Week Ending October 5, 2008
A marathon of good writing
Congratulations to ComicMIx's own Matt Raub for making it through 24 consecutive hours of movie-watching! He's probably still sleeping as we write this. I'd hate to think of what he's dreaming about. It could be worse, he could have watched 24 hours of presidential and VP candidate debates. Meanwhile, here's what our columnists have brought you this past week:
- Mike Gold - Brainiac On Banjo: Oblivion
- Dennis O'Neil - The Four-Color Answer: Dr. Phil and Me
- Me - It's All Good: Faith-Based Entertainment
- John Ostrander - Tales From The O-zone: Mary Sue, Gary Stu: FU
- Michael Davis - Straight, No Chaser: The Needs Of The Many... yeah, right...
- Andrew Wheeler - Manga Friday: Doctors & Lawyers
- Martha Thomases - Brilliant Disguise: Diamond Dogs
- Chuck Rozakis - Webcomics You Should Be Reading: Wonderella
It's not just me who thinks Caribou Barbie sounds like every character in the movie Fargo, is it Matt?
Wed Oct 1, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
Faith-Based Entertainment, by Elayne Riggs
It's All Good
White rabbits, and L'shana tova! My favorite season has finally arrived, and October is probably the best month in that season. There's a delicious chill in the air, the leaves are already starting to turn, the Yanks have faded and the Mets have blown it (albeit on the last day this year, instead of crashing in the spectacular fashion of '07), and I don’t much care because the new TV season is in full swing.
Not that I'm watching it much, mind you. I've become a not-ready-for-prime-time viewer. I spend about an hour to 90 minutes each weekday evening watching MSNBC (specifically Keith Olbermann then Rachel Maddow) on DVR delay, and the rest of the time trying in vain to catch up on my other DVR'ed programs. Between the food-themed reality shows, a few sci-fi trinkets, a smattering of sitcoms and the obligatory Stewart/Colbert one-two punch, when I finally do get up to date it's already the weekend. I don't even seem to have that much time any more for comics reading, considering I've been using my public transit commute more for light dozing than for funnybook perusal.
None of this is a complaint, it's just an observation that, if there are any specific trends afoot, I may be slow to recognize them. But Robin thinks he's spotted one that has me wondering if it's not a part of a bigger shift in thinking about our entertainment.
Continue reading Faith-Based Entertainment, by Elayne Riggs ›
Sun Sep 28, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
ComicMix Columns & Features for the Week Ending September 28, 2008
And a L'Shana Tova to you too!
Between sleeping away the morning and watching the last Mets game at Shea Stadium in the afternoon (okay, after the umpteenth IFC airing of A Hard Day's Night was over), I almost plumb forgot to remind y'all of what our regular columnists have brought you this past week:
- Mike Gold - Brainiac On Banjo: I've Done Paul McCartney Wrong
- Dennis O'Neil - The Four-Color Answer: Power
- Me - It's All Good: When Sums Don't Add Up
- Chuck Rozakis - Webcomics ou Should Be Reading: Something*Positive
- John Ostrander - Tales From The O-zone: Mickey Mouse: Soldier of Satan
- Michael Davis - Straight, No Chaser: You Must Be Kidding Me
- Andrew Wheeler - Manga Friday: The Old In-Out In-Out
- Martha Thomases - Brilliant Disguise: Maverick Is Their Name
- Chuck Rozakis - The Theory of Webcomics: How Webcomics Make Money
Newly added to our list of regular features are Chuck Rozakis' two webcomics columns. Hope the folks down in Baltimore see this in time, and I hope I can catch up with all my other stuff before the new year!
Wed Sep 24, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
When Sums Don't Add Up, by Elayne Riggs
It's All Good
So I read via Colleen Doran’s blog that the LHC, the Large Hadron Collider, has gone bust, at least temporarily. Apparently it, like the Internet router Monday morning at the Riggs Residence, suffered some sort of electrical malfunction. Our router’s fine as of the typing of this column, but the LHC will take a bit more time to get going again on its way to possibly wiping out all known life. Which is pretty much okay by me; I have at least four months’ worth of DC comics still unread!
Now, for anyone unclear on what the heck the LHC is supposed to be doing, some wacky and geeky scientist types have put together this handy-dandy hip-hop ditty:
But fairly heavy rotation in our Science and Discovery channel viewing meant Robin and I were more or less up on the basics of dark matter and so forth, and had already mocked them mercilessly. See, here’s what we tend to think of these scientists. We can’t fault them their enthusiasm to find the binding tie that will create a grand unifying Theory of Life, The Universe and Everything (42, by the way). But for scientists, whose chosen profession demands that they question everything and rely primarily on the empirical evidence of their senses, this arrogant certainty doesn’t sit well with me. It’s as if, as Robin observes, the theoretical quantum physicists sat around saying, “Hmm, what can we postulate to make our sums add up?”
Sun Sep 21, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
ComicMix Columns & Features for the Week Ending September 21, 2008
TV or not TV?
Well, tomorrow's equinox marks the actual onset of autumn, but tonight's the Emmy Awards marking the official changing of the TV season. More or less. With staggered season openers depending on which network you're talking about, how you watch your shows (webisodes? DVR pile-up?), the idea of a TV season is in flux, but you can always count on ComicMix to feature geek-oriented show reviews as well as our usual columns and features. Here's what we've had for you this past week::
- Mike Gold - Brainiac On Banjo: Embrace Your Inner Pig
- Alan Kistler - ComicMix Six: Embarrassing Deaths
- Dennis O'Neil - The Four-Color Answer: Batman's Comedy of Eros
- Josh Wigler: Review: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Episode #202
- Me - It's All Good: Fashionably Late
- Josh Wigler - Review: Fringe Episode #102
- John Ostrander - Tales From The O-zone: Economic Fundamentalists
- Michael Davis - Straight, No Chaser: Luck Be A Lady? No. Luck Be my Bitch.
- Matt Raub - Review: Smallville Season 8 Premiere
- Andrew Wheeler - Manga Friday: Yen Plus Magazine
- Martha Thomases - Brilliant Disguise: Everything I Need To Know About Politics I Learned From Superman
- Mike Gold - Review: Spain Rodriguez' Che - A Graphic Biography
Speaking of politics, so far my favorite new program this season is The Rachel Maddow Show, and I must confess that, between Rachel, her companion pundit hour, baseball wrapping up its 2008 season and all the stuff I'm trying to clear from my DVR, I haven't been paying much attention to TV premieres...
Wed Sep 17, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
Fashionably Late, by Elayne Riggs
It's All Good
Whoever thought that lipstick would make major Silly Season news in the 21st century? Although I have to admit I’d rather hear about it being applied to pit bulls and pigs than human beings, but I’ve never had the best relationship with makeup, accessories and other fribbles, as this past week has reminded me.
Every September sees the re-emergence of Fashion Week here in New York City. In keeping with the acknowledgement that this Silly Season is in many ways sillier than most, this year Mercedes-Benz, the chief sponsor, has even decided to go with an election theme on the event’s home page. Maybe they want to emphasize how uselessly trivial it all is. Or, to be fair, how much “fun” people have ooh’ing and aah’ing at emaciated creatures who rarely resemble real people strutting the catwalks wearing creations that rarely resemble real clothing. And there are all sorts of tie-ins, one “big deal” this year being Target’s special “Bullseye Bodega” outlets in strategic areas of the city, only open this past Friday through Monday, which purported to sell high fashions at low (i.e., Target-level) prices.
Fool that I was, I ventured into one around noon on Friday, just out of curiosity, and found it to be the single most pretentious experience I’d ever witnessed. A cramped place with absolutely nothing of any practical value to me, but filled to the brim with a sea of people desperate for couture at closure level. I saw only one piece that would have fit me, a XXL man’s thermal top for around $35, but I’m afraid I just wasn’t in the market for one, and even if I were I could have gotten the same thing (sans designer label) for far less money by shopping at Amazon. That’s the kinda gal I am. But other gals seemed to like it just fine, so obviously one’s mileage may vary.
Even comic geeks have been able to get into the spirit of fashion this year. My ComicMix colleague Martha Thomases has reported on the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” exhibit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, and Rick Marshall covered the Marvel Fashion Show at the San Diego Comic-Con. There does appear to be a fun element to the idea of heroic costumes being more frivolous than practical, especially when worn by women. But even the guys are taken to task, and taken down a peg, by wry observations about their chosen uniforms. The word “capes” alone elicits either giggle-fits when watching Brad Bird skewer that fashion-don’t in The Incredibles, or sneers in comic pages wherein non-powered citizens dismiss the antics and lifestyles of the heroic and famous.
Sun Sep 14, 2008 — by Elayne Riggs
ComicMix Columns & Features for the Week Ending September 14, 2008
We don't like Ike!
Our best wishes go out to all our readers in Texas and other states affected by Hurricake Ike, and we encourage folks who can afford it to help relief efforts (like this one) to help our fellow Americans. Meanwhile, we at ComicMix continue to provide our own brand of relief in the form of cultural commentary in columns and features like these from this past week:
- Mike Gold - Brainiac On Banjo: What's Wrong With Wonder Woman?
- Dennis O'Neil - The Four-Color Answer: Waiting For The Phone To Ring
- Me - It's All Good: Camera Phone Zen
- John Ostrander - Tales From The O-zone: Are They Experienced?
- Michael Davis - Straight, No Chaser: Lipstick Jungle Fever
- Alan Kistler - ComicMix Six: Super-Heroes on Television
- Andrew Wheeler - Manga Friday: The New Number Two
- Martha Thomases - Brilliant Disguise: Smallville
For more comic relief, check out Tina Fey's appearance opening Saturday Night Live's new season last night:
Love those Tina Fey glasses!

