MICHAEL DAVIS: Back To The Future

Michael Davis

Master Of The Universe, Lord Of All Media, Most Interesting Black Man In the World, Sexiest Man on Earth, Mentor, Writer, Artist, Producer & Uppity.

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21 Responses

  1. Martha Thomases says:

    Wait, you’re black? I thought you were just left out in the sun too long. My version explains so much more ….

  2. Martha,

    White man.

    Down.

    Me.

    AND-I was left out in the sun too long. Long story, involves bacon…and apple sauce.

  3. George Haberberger says:

    Hmmm…. bacon!

  4. Doug Abramson says:

    MOTU,

    You forgot to tell them about the Death Ray!

  5. Martha Thomases says:

    And does the white woman also keep you down? And how much do you have to pay her for that?

  6. Welcome back MOTU. And, trust me. I have your money. but I can’t give it to you. Turns out, I’m white, and my father is Mr. TheMan. Whoops!

  7. Jonathan (the other one) says:

    I’m actually looking forward to the DCReboot. The basic problem with their Infinite Final Crises On Infinite Crossovers was that at the end of the day, they still seemed to feel beholden to messed-up continuity issues dating back to the 1930s. It’s reached the point where their only hope to tell fresh stories involves cutting loose of all that backstory and starting over.

    It worked for Battlestar Galactica, after all.

    And if this doesn’t work out, they can always blame it on Mr. Mxyztplk or Amalgam or somebody, and go back to the way things were…

    • And if this doesn’t work out, they can go the Patrick Ewing dream from ‘Dallas’ or the ‘Newhart ‘ dream or they can pull an Inception. There are so many ways to get out of this. OR-they can turn the Universe over to me and look for the Asian girl and bacon reboot!

      • Jonathan (the other one) says:

        So, you’d reboot with an emphasis on Doctor Light #2, and import Peter Porker, the Amazing Spider-Ham?

        Sounds better than some of the ideas I’ve heard…

  8. Jeremiah Avery says:

    Any progress on the time machine, MOTU?

  9. Steve Chaput says:

    Too bad Denys Cowan got the role in “Death to the Pee Wee Squad” or you could have added actor to your credits.

    Glad to have you back at Comic Mix!

  10. Jeremiah-email me on the Time Machine tip.

  11. Chris Gumprich says:

    Get the F**K over it. These are Goddamn comic books.

    Wiser words were never spoken.

    I love comics, but let’s get some perspective here…

  12. Shane Kelly says:

    The thing that sticks in my craw about the “reboot” is that…
    1. It should have happened LONG ago.
    2. They needed to eliminate ALL the previous ties (ahem Morrison’s Batman and John’s Green Lantern, etc.) and not pick and choose according to “powerful” writers currently employed at DC that have too much stroke.
    That just comes off as cowardly and ticks me off. If you’re going to have the “balls” to reboot the universe, have the “balls” to reboot the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! (grumble, mumble)

  13. Mindy Newell says:

    Black boys are delicious

    Taste like chocolate milk

    Black boys are so damn yummy

    They satisfy my tummy

    Blackblackblackblackblackblackblack

    BLAAAACCCK BOYS!

    :-)

    Great column, Michael!!!!

  14. Mindy Newell says:

    Wait.

    DC is rebooting?

    Again?